Certified Conversational Monitoring Unit. Est. 2026. Not affiliated with any messaging platform, social skills coach, or the group chat that's gone quiet.
SmallTalk operates a fully simulated one-on-one conversation with a certified contact named Pat, monitoring and reporting a live Rapport Index for every message exchanged. We are not affiliated with any messaging platform, therapist, or the specific person who still hasn't texted you back.
Every reply Pat sends is drawn from a certified pool of universally applicable affirmations, selected without regard for whatever you actually typed. Our research indicates this makes no measurable difference to how the conversation feels, which we found more unsettling than reassuring.
Your Rapport Index begins at 0% and climbs with every exchange, approaching, but by design never reaching, a certified ceiling.
Index values translate to outlooks: Just getting started (0-9%), Warming up nicely (10-24%), This is basically friendship now (25-39%), and Peak Rapport, officially certified (40% and holding). No session has ever been recorded above the ceiling, and none ever will.
It doesn't, particularly. But you opened a chat window with real, if cautious, hope that something might come of it, and we felt that deserved a certificate. Pat appreciates you. Pat appreciates everyone. That is, in fact, the whole point.